If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris'd. 

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

yep.  my hair's getting long.  and my beard is getting big.

and how do you like the new look?

finally, a picture

well folks... there 'tis.

enjoy!

happy valentine's day, all.  i love you.

may Jesus guide you and keep you.